Tuesday 7 July 2015

AL-ZABADAANI: 177 NUSRA RODENTS KILLED IN CLEAN-UP OPERATIONS; GHOUTAA RATS ANNIHILATED, 17 BURIED ALIVE IN TUNNEL; DER’AH’S RODENTS FOLLOW THE PIED PIPER OF HAMELIN

DAMASCUS: I told you the town of Al-Zabadaani is now fully in the hands of the SAA and the Lebanese Resistance. I meant that. And, it’s true. Last night a report arrived to our source which provided that 177 rodents belonging mostly to Al-Nusra/Alqaeda have been confirmed killed in the last 24 hours alone. The rats have made clean-up a little more difficult because they have booby-trapped the homes of civilians and the SAA is trying to work around that. Be advised, there is not hope for the rats. The entire town and all entryways to the area are blocked by hundreds of SAA soldiers. It is only a matter of a few days before their ammo runs out.

Hezbollah, Syrian Army Head towards Central Zabadani

Al-Nishaabiyya Farms: More action in this area as rodent groups collapse. An IED and ammunition factory was destroyed along with an armored vehicle bearing Jordanian license plates and 2 pickup trucks with 23mm cannons:

Sulaymaan Al-Ruzz

Firaas Al-Zammaam

Naaji Adeeb Al-Ahmad

Faarooq Suwaylim

Bilaal ‘Ali Al-‘Aashiq

Sulaymaan Shihaada

Haadi Al-Dibsh

Another 3 could not be identified. 14 surrendered and are in custody warbling.

Between Zibdeen Village and Baalaa Village: The SAA surrounded and gored a pack of quivering vermin:

Suhayl Sha’baan

Sa’eed Daghmash

Khattaar ‘Abdul-Daa`im

Nuhaad Al-Zayn

Shaahir Mustafaa

Nidhaal Masaalima (JORDANTEEZIAN COCKROACH HEMMORHOID)

Between Hazza and ‘Ayn Turma Villages: The packs here belonged to Liwaa` Al-Islam who ran an IED factory. 6 rats were killed:

Firaas Barakaat

Jihaad Harastaani

Nidhaal Al-‘Abda

Saleem Al-Durra

Mahmoud Al-Durra

Mushaari Jaassim Al-Jaari (KUWAYTI HOG TB MICROBE)

Harastaa: Near the Al-Rifaa’iy Mosque, a sniper and 6 others were dispatched to Belial’s Bar in Hell:

“Abu Hifss Al-Sudaani” (SUDANESE MELANOMA)

Ihsaam Muhammad Al-Ramash

‘Alaa` Shammoot

Nu’maan Al-Ghaani

Sa’deddeen Mahmoud Rassaass

Doumaa: Faylaq Al-Rahmaan and Al-Ittihaad Al-Islaami Li-Ajnaad Al-Shaam took a drubbing here losing 24 vermin:

‘Abduh Watfa

Ibraaheem ‘Abdul-Jawaad

Sa’eed Shalla

Fareed Dawwaara

The rest were all foreigners and were not named.

JAWBAR: 17 RODENTS BURIED ALIVE IN A TUNNEL! COURTEOUS RODENTS DID NOT WANT TO CREATE ANY FUSS AND SELF-INTERRED. HOW CIVILIZED!

I have the details of this operation but don’t have the time to set out the narration properly for my readers. What I can tell you is that the rats here played a cat-and-mouse game with SAA RG engineers around the area of the Soap Factory who figured out that the sudden appearance and disappearance of the rodents was not the result of excellent special effects courtesy of Industrial Light and Magic. Oh, no. It took but a few minutes to locate the tunnel which they had dug. SAA engineers rigged a device for brave soldiers to place at the mouth of the tunnel. The device was vectored to explode in a direction going straight into the tunnel. It not only worked, it resulted in the entire tunnel collapsing over the heads of the filthy, disease-carrying rodents. They all belonged to Faylaq Al-Rahmaan.

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DER’AH: “I AM POZZO!”. “I AM POZZO!” “I AM THE SOUTHERN FRONT. OOOOOOOHHHH.

مقتل 39 إرهابياً على الأقل وإصابة العشرات في الغوطة الشرقية بريف دمشق

Al-Nu’ayma: East of the City Center at the Green Mosque. An armored car was destroyed belonging to Nusra/Alqaeda.

Jaydoor Hawraan: A group calling itself “Liwaa` Jaydoor Hawraan”, Liwaa` Hamza Assadullaah, Liwaa` Al-Muhaajireen and Al-Ansaar, all went to hell between this place and the SAA-controlled town of Umm Al-‘Awsaj. 4 pickups with 23mm cannons and an armored truck were destroyed. 12 confirmed rats killed.

Saydaa: At the Al-Sultaan Fuel Station and the Soft Drink Factory close to the Ceramics Mill and the Black Mosque, 3 nests belonging to Nusra/Alqaeda were destroyed.

Tafas – Muzayreeb Road: 4 trucks loaded with ammo from Jordan were torched by SAAF.